少兒趣味英語(yǔ)：四個(gè)搞笑問(wèn)答

　　Q: What's the difference between a monkey and a flea?
A:Amonkey can have fleas，but a flea can't have monkeys.
Q:猴子會(huì)和跳蚤有什么不同呢?
A: 那就是猴子身上可以長(zhǎng)跳蚤，而跳蚤身上卻不能有猴子。
Q: Which is the strongest creature in the world?
A:The snail.It carries its house on its back.
Q:什么是世界上最強(qiáng)壯的生物?
A: 蝸牛。因?yàn)樗鼈冋毂持约旱姆孔幼呗贰?br /> Q: What do people do in a clock factory?
A:They make faces all day.
Q:人們?cè)阽姳韽S做什么?
A:他們?cè)谧龉砟?制造表面)。
注釋：makefaces直譯為制造鐘面，但作為固定短語(yǔ)，又有做鬼臉的意思。
Q: How do you stop a sleepwalker from walking in his sleep?
A:Keep him awake.
Q:怎樣才能讓夢(mèng)游者停止夢(mèng)游呢?
A:別讓他睡著了。