少兒趣味英語：四個搞笑問答

　　Q: What's the difference between a monkey and a flea?
A:Amonkey can have fleas，but a flea can't have monkeys.
Q:猴子會和跳蚤有什么不同呢?
A: 那就是猴子身上可以長跳蚤，而跳蚤身上卻不能有猴子。
Q: Which is the strongest creature in the world?
A:The snail.It carries its house on its back.
Q:什么是世界上最強壯的生物?
A: 蝸牛。因為它們整天背著自己的房子走路。
Q: What do people do in a clock factory?
A:They make faces all day.
Q:人們在鐘表廠做什么?
A:他們在做鬼臉(制造表面)。
注釋：makefaces直譯為制造鐘面，但作為固定短語，又有做鬼臉的意思。
Q: How do you stop a sleepwalker from walking in his sleep?
A:Keep him awake.
Q:怎樣才能讓夢游者停止夢游呢?
A:別讓他睡著了。